conversation at work
i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house:
The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
you can see their bras. Its funny.
did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past:
What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy:
HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit
they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…
All i see is this fricking guy in red on the bottom right corner not having coordination with 3000 people around him
I’m only reblogging for the guy in red
When he says
He doesn’t love you anymore,
Roll your shoulders back
And look him in the eye
Even when it feels like your ribs
Are breaking inward, like spider legs.
When he digs up old aches
That he swore he forgave you for,
And ask him why he didn’t leave you sooner.
Ignore the way the words feel like sandpaper
Running all the way up your throat to your mouth.
When he blames you
For mistakes that wear his face,
Do not scream.
Do not cry.
Tell him that there are boys
Who would be proud to say they’d loved you.
Tell him that in two years
You won’t even remember his name
And don’t let him see the way you can taste your own lie.
When he leaves
Ignore the howling in your blood
And do not get up after him.
Not even to lock the door.
Do not, do not
Smell his shirts when you box them up
To give them back.
Swear off dating when you realize
You’re chasing ghosts that wear his smile.
It’s okay to cry over him.
It’s even okay to forgive him.
But do not go back to him.
If he did not know how to love you the first time,
He won’t know how to do it the next.